Perry Simon

Perry "At Home" Simon is a Global Superstar and International Genius. He is often called "The Protagonist of Life" by his fans. He gained fame in 2020 (In Earth years) when he toured around SimNation. He is also cute, if you were wondering.

Early Life
Not much is known about Perry Simon's early life, as he does not talk about it. However, ancient writing references a very Perry Simon character dating back to 1200 BC earlier, making him above 3200 human years old unknown. This confirms Perry Simon claiming that he is not a sim, for a sims usual life span is below 100 sim days. Some theorize that he is a sim, and his key to immortality is to floss often.

Perry Simon: Hotdog Man
This incident occurred on the 8th September 2020 and ended on 7th February 2021. This move started as a home movie to document the journey of Perry Simon becoming a celebrity, but soon turned into an all out war.

It started out as a normal movie, but changed when Perry Simon caught Vampirism from Count Vladislaus Straud IV and had to live in his basement. He wanted a son, but since he isn't a sim he couldn't have one naturally. He decided to continuously experiment to try and create a son, cloning himself multiple times. He stopped when he created Serry Pimon and saw how powerful and evil he could become. Panicked, he attempted to destroy his creations, but failed. As a last attempt, he cut off a part of a growing Serry Pimon's hair off and closed the doors to his basement, trapping them inside. They evolved to Mannequins over time after that.

Perry Simon wanted to move to Del Sol Valley, but knew that he had to go back to take his research with him. He hired Perry Simon Therapist to help him with his fears, but eventually "fired" him due to Perry Simon Therapist attempting to scam him. When Perry Simon got to the basement, he had to fight for his life and face Serry Pimon, who easily defeated him and fled the scene.

After multiple montages, Perry Simon and Serry Pimon had a decisive battle in Sixam, leading to the reveal that Serry Pimon was actually balding, and people knowing that fact was his ultimate weakness. After beggin Perry Simon not to kill him, Perry ascended into the void, leaving Serry Pimon stranded on Sixam indefinitely. Instead of choosing something cool to do when ascending, like becoming one with the stars, he decided to use his power to teleport back to his house.

When he teleported back, he, along with his second butler Mai Odaka, make a Hamburger Cake. Afterwards, he eats it. Pure writing genius.

Approximately 12.2 seconds after this, an Unknown Japanese Text to Speech bot's voice echoes throughout the entirety of SimNation, that voice speaking "Da End. Rooll credits pales." It is still unknown how or why this happened.

Career
Perry Simon started working multiple jobs after Hotdog Man, but due to how good he is, he rose to the highest rank extremely quickly. Eventually, he controlled every job in SimNation. Perry is known to quit and rejoin jobs, and without penalty (because he be awesome) Here is a list of his current jobs, and his motivation for you to join them:


 * 1) Astronaut - Space is cool!
 * 2) Athlete - Stay healthy!
 * 3) Business - Money!
 * 4) Criminal - We're okay because we don't litter!
 * 5) Culinary - Sharpen Hamburger Cake skills!
 * 6) Entertainer - Watch me dance!
 * 7) Freelancer - I'm still not sure what this is..
 * 8) Painter - Paint grilled cheese!
 * 9) Secret Agent - Infiltrate Global Warming HQ!
 * 10) Style Influencer - Hotdog Suits are stylish!
 * 11) Tech Guru - Become like a scammer, but without the scamming!
 * 12) Writer - Write about how good egg yolk is!
 * 13) Detective - Discover ██████████
 * 14) Doctor - Save lives, birth wives!
 * 15) Scientist - Invent an eco friendly straw that isn't awful!
 * 16) Critic -Get paid for being mean!
 * 17) Politician - Run the nation without doing anything!
 * 18) Social Media - Get paid for going on the internet!
 * 19) Gardener - Grow... plants

After this point, Perry Simon "grew" tired of creating pointless sentences and left to have an interview with Landgraab Industries. The rest of the jobs will be without motivation.


 * 1) Actor
 * 2) Military
 * 3) Conservationist
 * 4) Engineer
 * Law
 * 1) Civil Designer
 * 2) Salaryperson

Trivia

 * Perry Simon wears a bicycle helmet at all times for safety. He wears it underneath his hair in his swimming outfit.